what if when we die everyone who had died already just kept on doing what they were doing so the afterlife theres like a bajillion new dr suess books and every ghost has like an iphone7 and everyone is going to go see shakespeares newest play
tatiana maslany’s birthday and the emmys are on the same day.
one of them is an important event celebrating talent and the other is the emmys
shopping for clothes is only fun when you’re rich and skinny
The reason why Harry wasn’t chosen for Ravenclaw was because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the fucking floor.
today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.
I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.